The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

The long and short about Nerd & His Heartless Girl

Nerd is beyond hope.

Instead of working on the assignments that were tasked to him, I caught Nerd spending the better part of the day SMSing Heartless Girl. It seems that she flunked her exams, and he is trying his very best to console her. By the time of writing, she is probably happily digesting the very expensive steak dinner courtesy of Nerd.

I wonder if there are any scientific studies done to scientifically explain why guys are suckers for Heartless Girls. I distinctively remember this old classmate in secondary school who religiously saved his lunch money for weeks just to buy a stupid Mariah Carey CD for the resident Class Ah Lian. This is after she got her ah lian friends to (almost) beat him up in the school loo.

Wait a minute, I was that classmate! On hindsight, she was really cruel to me, even though I wrote the most beautiful of poems to please her. Here’s another.

The Colors of You

“Roses are red, violets are blue.
Pepsi is sweet, and so is you.
Blue green yellow, yellow green blue.
You are like a rainbow, colorful and true.”

-Sibeh Sian
Spring, 1993

I think I’ll try to help Nerd improve his chances with Heartless Girl by teaching him poetry.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian


  • At Wednesday, June 07, 2006 12:46:00 AM, Blogger OLLie said…

    I think with your help, Heartless Girl wouldnt even wanna eat the steak that Nerd buys anymore.

  • At Wednesday, June 07, 2006 10:17:00 AM, Blogger Sunflower said…

    show her some of your colour please!

  • At Wednesday, June 07, 2006 10:51:00 AM, Blogger Green Ogre said…

    Tell you what, I'll be nice and buy for you Dante's Love Sonnets on your birthday.

    And I hate to be cruel, but did the ah lians beat you till your colours became red, black and blue?

  • At Wednesday, June 07, 2006 10:53:00 AM, Blogger kachuaz said…

    just like girls like bad boys, boys also like bad girls?


  • At Wednesday, June 07, 2006 11:31:00 AM, Blogger Adrenaline said…


    "It's the oldest story in the book. He desires what he cannot get."

    Obviously, your poems didn't work. So don't bother helping him with your poems please. Rather, u shd get encourage Nerd to join Singapore Idol where he would make a complete fool of himself, but a lot of (weird) girls would offer him marriage proposals, just like William Hung.

  • At Wednesday, June 07, 2006 1:43:00 PM, Blogger lakeside girl said…

    Sibeh romantic. Sibeh poetic.


  • At Wednesday, June 07, 2006 9:06:00 PM, Blogger pj said…

    actually, ur grammar is off.

    shouldn't it be pepsi is sweet, and so are you.

    anyhow, u can ask nerd to improve his chances by writing his poetry on money.

    if he can't get her, he can pay her. ;)

  • At Thursday, June 08, 2006 12:34:00 PM, Blogger Sibeh Sian said…

    Ollie: Exactly! My poems work wonders I tell you.

    Sunflower: I lost contact with that ah lian classmate already leh.

    Green Ogre: Haha, they didn't beat us up, but I was given a rather scary warning.

    Kachuaz: That is very, very true, and at the same time very, very sian.

    Adrenaline: I was seriously thinking of joining Singapore Idol myself, but I don't fancy the overnight queuing!

    Lakeside Girl: Sibeh appreciative ah you :D!

    PJ: Poetic license my dear, poetic license.

  • At Monday, January 14, 2008 11:57:00 PM, Blogger The Horny Bitch said…

    Y u only write poems in Spring ah?

  • At Friday, October 15, 2010 4:26:00 AM, Blogger Kayla said…

    Dear Sibeh Sian:

    Don't sell yourself short! SO WHAT if UR a 'virgin'??HEll, better than being totally screwed up, all fucked up full of diseases, heartbreaks and whatnots that take over a century to cure of or are incurable!You've got TALENT, and in time UR gonna find the RIGHT girl for you, which is, for EVERYONE, a chance of about one in a million..:< Yeah, so no hurry, my friend! Besides, girls are EXPENSIIIVE, and most, really, not worth your time...but keep'em as friends, time, if you don't let'em "lasso" you by your dick, you'll probably figure out which one is really good for you. Much luck to you, and have a blessed career! :>


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