The Misadventures of Sibeh Sian

You can call me Sian. Sibeh Sian.

Tuesday, November 27, 2007

The long and short about My Marathon Preparation

I will be going for the StanChart Marathon this Sunday (the full one hor, don’t play play), and the following are the preparation I’ve done so far:

1) Exercised daily by taking the stairs instead of using the lift.

2) Maintained a healthy diet of fruits, vegetables, and KFC.

3) Bought a new pair of underwear.

4) Jogged religiously on an average of twice weekly once weekly about once every four weeks for the past few four weeks.

5) Worked up a sweat by playing Wii Tennis.

6) Refrained from wanking.

7) Caught Stardust over the weekend.

Being the honest boy I am, I must confess that all the above points are true except for #01. I gave up after a week because seriously, walking up two flights of stairs after a long hard day at work is not very easy. I also realized that Stardust has got nothing to do with the marathon whatsoever, but it was a very, very nice show nonetheless.

I think I am not very prepared for my marathon :(

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

Thursday, November 22, 2007

The long and short about The Better Mother


After relentless badgering from Nerd and Office Bimbo, I finally signed up for a Facebook account.

I’m beginning to think that was not a very wise decision after finding what my limited circle of friends think of me:

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I am very, very disturbed.

With Love,
Sibeh Sian

I was reading Beth’s comment about the ‘better mother’ thingy happening because I wrongly chose ‘female’ as my gender, and I thought to myself: Haha, there’s no way I am so stupid :D!

Then I checked my Facebook account and discovered that I have indeed changed my sex unknowingly :(

Anyway, just in case you guys are interested, I also got a vote for ‘Most Desired To Get Into Bed With’. The problem is so far I only have Nerd and Office Bimbo in my friend’s list. I’m keeping my fingers crossed that it’s Bimbo who cast me that vote.

Sunday, November 18, 2007

The long and short about The Real Man of Action

Hello everyone!

Thanks for all the love and concern, and I am very fortunately still very much alive, haha. I am really very sorry for writing that sad entry and then go MIA all of a sudden.

To make up for that, I shall post a half-naked photo of myself for your viewing pleasure:

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Jokes aside, I really wasn’t feeling exactly happy. Matters of the heart aside, I have been getting flak from Ms Tan for screwing up at work (again). I was also very upset because she refused to let me take my annual leave, which was going to be expired. I am usually a very hum chee gentle kind of guy, but that Friday, I couldn’t take it anymore during one of her scolding sessions and I think I snapped. I left after a “I am not going to see your ugly face for the next two weeks regardless of whether you like it or not.”

It felt really good when I said that, and I also felt very macho because I slammed the door too. I am such a bad boy sia, haha. But I am very scared now because I’m worried she might make me pay for the repairs.

I went straight to a travel agency after that, and the travel agent was very, very happy when I told him I needed an overseas vacation for 12 days. But I think he was not very happy when I told him my max budget was $1000.

Anyway, my moment of enlightenment came from a wise old man during my super extended stay in Sentosa. I was watching Rocky, and he was saying something cheem like “Life is not about how hard you can hit, but how many hits you can take”. I was very inspired, and I have decided not to run anyway anymore, but to face my demons, Ms Tan, with horns and all but with no fears.

I shall be a real Man of Action!

With Love,
Sibeh Sian